The second issue of The Constant Disappointment is here. Read it, it might make your pathetic lives that little bit better.
I don't mean that. You're all lovely.
To get you up to speed, I have pretentiously labelled it a satirical and subversive student magazine, because that is what I wanted it to be. Still, hopefully it has something for everyone.
Please have a look:
NB: For those outside the small circle that is Nottingham University, I should point out:
Cock-Soc is a student run 'cocktail society' which in actualy fact has nothing to do with cocktails, but instead organises cheap nights out at shitty nightclubs where drinking is encouraged and seemingly required to have a good time
LGBT - is the Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender society
Craig Cox - is a student union executive who recently was the subject of controversy for holding a sign saying 'bring back slavery' at a training event. He has denied it was in any way racist.
Rahs - are 'rich arseholes' - a clique of students who many perceive to be suer rich and unashamedly upper-middle class.
The rest should be self evident.
Comments are appreciated.
I'm so lonely.