Greetings Earthlings,
Having recently realised there is a world outside of Big Brother, I have started writing about it.
This is an unofficial student magazine I create, publish and distribute (unsuccessfully) at my university, The University Of Nottingham. A lot of it is quite specific to the uni culture but don't be put off, there's something for everyone.
I say everyone - you probably wouldn't like it. Yes, you.
This is the first issue, from the start of November. To help you on your way, I should point out that Impact is the official student magazine, whose triteness inspired me to create my own publication. Coc-Soc is a society, 'cocktail society' which in fact has nothing to do with cocktails - it's just a society that arranges club nights and encourages everyone to get absolutely pissed. Initiation ceremonies were highlighted because there is often controversy over the way sport teams inaugerate new members in alcohol fuelled frenzies of debauchery.
Quotability is a feature from the official mag, in which they congratualte themselves on funny things they've said in the magazine offices in the past month. I thought I would celebrate things they've actually said in the magazine, fo I think that is actually funnier.